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I'm bummed I didn't like The Guncle Abroad more. Five years
after Patrick watched his niece and nephew for the summer following
their mother's death, he's back to watch the kids in Europe before their
dad's wedding in Italy, with new lessons to teach the kids.
The
writing just felt very clunky throughout. After a discussion with his
agent about when sequels are acceptable, Patrick takes the kids around
Europe for the first chunk of the book, which I was excited for; he got
them Eurail passes and I was in. This wound up only meaning London
(where Patrick was finishing up a film role), Paris, Salzburg, and
Venice and it felt like they had maybe a day in each place; I didn't
feel the multiple weeks they traveled. I wanted more! And there were odd
little travelogue segments:
Paris was known for many things, world-class museums, towering monuments and cathedrals from every era that were renowned the world over. The highest-class gastronomy in dimly lit restaurants and robust coffee on the sun-dappled terraces of the city's many cafes. History and architecture, not to mention fashion: Chanel, Saint Laurent, Vuitton, Dior, Hermes. The city was famous for its pastry and macarons in sumptuous colors and the mellifluous sound of street buskers with big instruments and even bigger dreams. Catacombs, parks, bridges, romance, greenery, strolls along the River Seine--Paris had it all.. (pp. 70-71)
As they approached the city, Livia explained that Milan was the fashion capital of Italy, if not the world, and had been since the 1960s when Vogue Italia chose it as the location for their headquarters. The region already had a rich history of producing its own textiles, but after Vogue landed, brands such as Dolce & Gabbana, Armani, Moschino, Valentino, and Versace all coalesced to make Milan their home, too. The city was an amalgamation of past and present, set against the breathtaking natural backdrop of the Italian Alps. The third largest church in the world, the stunning Duomo de Milano, shared the skyline with modern skyscrapers making the whole city a contrast, and yet seamlessly, perfectly, stylishly itself. Much like fashion. Hard lines and thick textiles merged to create the most feminine beauty, while soft fabrics draped in goddess-like ways could make a woman feel like the most powerful warrior. (p. 185)Like, I'm not against reading books to imagine I'm somewhere else. Maybe I could handle these more if the characters spent more time in the cities Rowley is describing. But mostly it doesn't work because the characters themselves aren't responding to it. There's a great moment in Paris where they go up to Sacre Coeur and look over the city and it's fantastic. That's all that's needed! I don't need flowery prose about a city; just give me those moments with the characters.
That said, I actually don't know that I wound up wanting to spend more time with Patrick. He grated a bit in the first book, but here it was just in overdrive, possibly because there wasn't really anyone around to combat it. Getting a book from entirely his point of view made me realize I didn't particularly like him. I also found his "rivalry" with Palmina, the "launt" (lesbian aunt) dumb. (At least he knew it was immature, but that didn't stop it from being a recurring theme.)
I thought the plotline with the kids could've been handled better. They're understandably nervous about their father getting married, particularly Maisie, who's 14. That's a rough time to be dealing with that kind of life change. So while I was annoyed with her at times, I understood her. What I didn't understand is how Patrick handled (or didn't) her concerns. The idea was there, but it didn't really click for me and I got increasingly frustrated.
And the ending was super drawn out. It just. kept. going.
Ultimately, it seems a lot of people enjoyed this book a lot, which is great! I should've given it a skip, though.